This story is originally written by me so don't copy it anywere.....
is kahani ke sabhi patra or ghatnae kalpanik hai...iska kise bhi jivitbya mirta vyakti se match hona ek sanyog matra hai......!

Mohabbat..... Meri Awargi-A sexy Story
Ek  ajab mod par aake zindgi khadi thi ,na koi thikana aur na hi koi  ashiyana ,Kya kar sakta tha mai sab kuch to kiya maine aj tak jo sab  karte hai safal hone ke liye  vahi sab to maine bhi kiya par shayad meri  kismat me kuch aur hi tha ....Par mai aj bhi ek asfal aur laparwah  insan jise Duniya aur na hi iski duniyadari se lena dena tha ..apni chal  magan,zindgi me kya ho rha kyo ho rha ho aj tak koi fark nhi pda  ...shayad yahi karan tha ki aj maine apni zindgi ke pichle teen sal  barbad kar diye the ..Jisme do sal engineering karte huye aur baki ek  sal uski yad  me ....sach kahu to mai ek awara kism ka tha jiski zindgi  ki kitab agar palti.jaye to teen age ke anusar to sab kuch hi tha  par  zindgi ke hisab se sab ..............jan hi gye hoge kya kahna chah rha  hu ..Aj tak kabhi fail nhi hua har jagah top karta tha chahe voh class  ho ya ladkiyo ka dil har jagah first..
    Par samay ek sa nhi rahta ....ab to jaisa lagta hi jaise ek ghadi  kharid kar hath me kya banth li sala...waqt piche hi pad gya  ...engineering  me fail hua .. .papa ne kya kya nhi sunaya jo shayad mai  bayan hi nhi kar sakta par kisi tarh hath pair jodkar unko manya aur  college me admission liya par hay re meri futi kismat .....fourth  semster  mujhe mahsoos hua ki bhai tere bas ka nhi ....sach kahte hai  log Hoshiyar kauwa potty par baithta hi...yahi hal mera tha  overconfidence le gya ...par ek cheej thi meri girlfriend ki sankhya me  ijafa hota rha....maine enginnering drop kar di ....aisa lag rha tha  jaise bum foota ho ...par kya karoon ab agar foota hi to loss to hoga hi  ..par nukasan mera hi hua . Mera dana pani hi band kra diya abhi 6  mahine the new admission me tab tak ka waqt diya gya sochne me ....beta  soch samajh lo jo karna hi karo...I don't care but this is ur last  chance aur han agar is ghar me rahna hi to part time job karo ....  Kismat ek bar phir rooth gyi saala janha job mila vo security thi salary  to achi thi par sala bade bade macchar ne jina haram kar diya ...
     Kisi tarah 6 mahine kate aur finally maine deceide kiya Bcom karne  ka bina kisi jhanjat ke ....aur ek ache college me admission liya aur aj  mai yeh sab isliye soch rha hu kyonki aj mai apne naye college ke gate  ke bahar khada tha aur yanha tak ke apne dard bare zindgi ke safar ke  bare me soch rha tha vajib tha... 
  Are yar maine apna nam to btaya nhi .My Name Is Siddhant Singh...Age 20.....From Kanpur ....and now a unsuccessfull boy...
Har vo chah khatm  ho jati hai jiski hame tamnna hoti hai  bachta hi sirf karvan vo bhi  sirf yadon ka   mai  apni  pichli   zindgi  ke  bare  me bilkul  bhi   yad  nhi  karna chah rha tha   par aj  collage ke   gate ko dekhkar    mai puri tarah se vapas vanhi chla gya janha mai vapas nhi jana chahta  tha....kabhi kAbhi apke sath  aisa  hota  hi  jiski  apne  kabhi  kalpna   tak  nhi  ki  hoti  ........
     Aate vakt mere  hitler  bap ki sakt  hidayat thi ," beta ye tera    last  chance  hi  pass or fail ...it is ur choice...is bar hame nirash  mat karna last time ki tarah,"kyonki na ab tumhare pas waqt hai aur na  hamare pas sabra",ap tum apni nakami ke zimmedar tum khud hoge"maine   sar niche karke mundi hila di  ..ji papa..
."aur ab koi bhi  nakami ab sahan nhi ki jayegi"  understand..okk papa.. 
      Mai chupchap college ka gate dekhe ja rha tha  ...aur bar bar mere  sath jo  hua use yad kar rha tha....sach kahte hai log "zindgi jab tak  de rhi hai lete rho kyonki zindgi jab lene par aati hai na to sansein  tak le jati hai"...mai chupchap khada soch rha tha aur bar bar wahi  chehra meri ankho me ek video ki tarah play ho rha tha...
      "Kya dekh rha hi be" mere piche se ek ladke ki awaz aayi.
"Kuch nhi  " maine kha .,
"Gate dekh rha hi college ka" vo phir bola,
"Mast hi hai na"..... "kya "vo surprise hote huye pucha ,"College gate ..maine kha ,
"Vo to hai " bhai college bhi utna hi mast hoga na jitna gate hi ...vo ladka phir se bola...
   abhi tak mai apne khyalo me magan tha isliye abhi tak dhyan nhi diya tha uspar 
"Kaun hu be tu" maine  use ghurte huye pucha ,
"Ali Attaulah Khan",
"Kya be"
Ali usne shanti se bola ......,mera nam hi 
To vo kya tha ...mai bola ,
"Pura nam tha ,tera nam kya hi ,..usne bade pyar se pucha ....
"Siddhant .Commerce Department"maine bola..kyonki mujhe pta tha ki aage vo kya puch.sakta hi.....
"Same "ali bola...
"Kya"..
"Department bro "....Ali muskurte huye bola
Aate hi ek bandar jais ladke se mulaqat hui,Height achi thi par mere se  kam thi aut Han body to ek phunk se hi ud jayegi sale ki aisi thi...Use  bat karte karte mai andar parvesh kar gya ...Bato Bato me pta chaala  sala mera classmatebhi hi aur roommate bhi ...sala ek no.ka bc tha yani  bakchod..
       
                       Campus acha bhala tha .mal bhi achi bhali  thi...yani full time pass par mujhe aisa nhi karna tha ..Is bar padna  tha kisi ke liye ,sabkuch bhulkar aaage badna ,kisi se kiye vaade ki  ,kisi ki umeedo ka bojh tha mere sar ke upar.. Yar Hostel kidhar hi  maine Ali  se pucha ,
Isi ummed me usne do char laude se hostel ka pta pucha aur pta chal bhi  gya.. aur ham hostel me pahuch chuke the ..Ham dono ne apne Bag ko apni  apni almirah me rakha par ek nazar maine use dekha to khidki ke side pr  ulta pda hua tha sale ka bag vanhi bistar par pda tha aur vo do mintue  ke andar so bhi gya is bat ka surprise tha ...maine socha travelling ki  thakan hogi utar jane do ,maine use nhi jgaya aur bathroom me ghus gya  ..Kuch fresh feel ho rha  tha  par  ab neend  mujhe  bhi  aa rhi  thi   mai  bhi pas pade  bistar  par  ludak  gya     ..... 
             "Bhai uth le kab tak sota  rahega"  Ali  ne mujhe   buri tarah se pakadkar hila  diya ,
"Kaun hi Bc "maine neend  me  chillate   huye  kha  ...vo phir chillaya  utha ja na dimag ki dahi kar rha hi ..mujhe bhook lagi hai ..niche  chalte hai na  ."akele chla ja na " maine kha ..chal na bhai plz...
  Teri ma ki......... maine control karte huye usse kha ruk do mintur  aata hu... vo bechara ruka rha ..lekin kafi shant khada tha ..."kya hua  be" maine pucha ..."Dar lag rha mere ko tere se ".....kyo  maine pucha  ..
"Yar teri ankh lal   padi  huyi  hai  aur  phir  tu  mujhe  ghu  rha  hi   to  dar  to  lageg  hi  na...."mujhe ye bat sunkar hansi aa gyi..chal  cho de....
Ali- ek bat bta koi mal val pasand  ayi  ya  nhi  ,..kya bola tu maine use ghoorte huye kha ...                       
 "Abhi tak dekha nhi kisi ko "
"Kyo"
Ab is kyo ka jawab dena padega ....maine jhallate huye kha ..  
"Nhi ..Nhi bhi par dra kyo ra hi...Ali bola
"Acha siddhu bhai ek bat btao apki koi gf hai"
"Chup rah na ali  maine ignore karte huye kha asal bat  ye thi. Ki mai   use kuch btana nhi  chahta tha  bhale hi  vo kuch  ghanto me mera  acha  dost  ho gya  ho  par  abhi  itna gehra bhi hamara dostana nhi  hua tha  ki  mai  apne bare me sab kuch  bak  du  ..
  Ham dono chupchap hostel se ground ki taraf chal diye janha par kai  sari food ki shops thi jo collage student ke liye collage ki tarf se  available thi....hamne vanha jakar pet pooja ki aur chupchap  collage ke  aspas ka jayaja lene lage...ek chuppi si thi hamare beech kyonki vo  ladkiyo ko dekhne me magan tha aur mai apni ram dhun me ...ab mujhe  cigeret ki talab ho rhi thi ..maine usse pucha ...yanha kai cigret  milegi .. 
Ali - kyo nhi bhai mere bhai mere bap ne factory kholi  hi na yanha  par....aao beta cigeret piyo..collage hai mere yar tera ghar nhi ..
"Milegi nhi yanha par kanhi" maine uski bat ignore karte huye bola...
Ali- outside campus milegi .."
"To chalte hai na"
    "Kanha siddhu bhai"
"Outside the campus" maine muskurate huye kha
Ali - dekh bhai tujhe jana ho to ja mai to nhija rha ,
"Kya bola " maine use ghurte huye kha..
Ali Bechara ek bar phir dar gya ..aur bolA  "chalta hu bhai..."
    Ab vo mujhse dar ialiye rha tha ki meri ankh lal thi  . .Lal isliye  rahti thi ki kyonki pichle kai dino se mai dhang se soya nhi tha aur  upar se bear aur  cigeret bahut pine lga tha ...aur vo soch rha hai meri  ankhen gusse me lal hai.
    Campus se bahar aate hi maine do cigeret ki dibbi li ..aur ek  cigeret jalakar hontho me dba li..aur yahi kam ali ne bhi kiya..
Ali -siddhu bhai ek bat puchu  ..
"puch "
Ali - ap itni cigeret itni jaldi kaise piyegae..
" Ali bhai mai ye cigeret ki dibbi hostel le chal rha hu.."maine pyar se bola ..
Ali - par andar to allow nhi hai aur specially Hostels  me..
"Ise tu andar le jayega "
"Kya bat kar rhe ho siddhu bhai mai nhi le jaunga ..mujhe nhi suspend hona .....
 Aur  ek  bar  phir meri  lal ankhon ka kamal chala aur usne han bol di.....
     Ham dono collage ke andar entry marne vale the ki teen bike hamare  samne aakar ruk gyi...maine ek nazar dekha aur kash fukte huye aage  nikal gya..tabhi ek bande ne meri shairt ka pichla hissa pakad  ke piche  ki taraf khinch liya..
"Kanha ja rha be" ek ladka bike se utarate huye bola...
"Hostel" maine itna hi bola tha ki Ali beech me bol pda  "Kaun hai be tu  "..itna bola hi tha ki ..chaataakkk..ek thappad ki gunj mere kano me  padi maine Ali ki taraf dekha bechara ek Gal par hanth rakhe huye khada  tha .. "Sale senior se is tarh bat karta hai "ladka chillaya ..
     "Ragging" mere dimag me ek yahi word aaya  par mai bola kuch nhi  mai chupchap cigeret piye ja rha tha...chaataakkk ek aur thappad aur is  bar nishana Ali ka dusra gal tha..
Ali - abki bar kyo sir....
"Senior ke samne cigeret peeta hai"
Ali - par smoking to ye kar rha hi..badi masoomiyat se bola...
   "Tu beta  ise bta nhi pa rha tha ki senior ke samne smoking nhi karte  agar karoge to sehat ke liye bilkul acha nhi hota  " ek ladka phir  ghoorte huye bola   . Par sala is bar mujhe ghur rha tha aur phir bola  "cigeret phenk gadhe .dimag me bat nhi ghusi tere"....maine chupchap  cigeret phenk di.."tujhe akal sikhana padega sala mujhe ghur rha hai  .."tabhi Ali beech me bol pda "sorry sir iski.aankhein aisi hi hai plz  sir hame jane dijiye...mai usr lagatar ghure hi ja rha tha...
  "Chal na Chandu bhai kyo time barbad kar rha hi chal party suru hone  vali hogi ye kanhi bhag thodi jayega ise collage campus me kal dekh  lenge.."ek ladka usko bolta hai jo mujhe nasihat de rha tha ... 
     Usne bike start ki aur meri tarf ek  ungli 
laharayi aur nikal liya . .aur ham bhi chupchap hostel nikal aaye .     bhale hi sham ka waqt tha aur ham outside the par hamari tarh aur bhi  student bahar the..to ijjat ka janaza nikal hi chuka tha ham chupchap  hostel pahunchr to hamare room ke samne ek ladka khada tha ..hamne use  ignor kiya aur darwaza kholne lge ...
"Room no.323 " vo ladka badi hi salinta se bola 
."han" maine bhi utnni hi shabhya tarike se jawab diya ....
"Ali mujhe mat jgana mai sone ja rha hu"  
"Dinner ke liye bhi nhi"
"Nhi " aur mai itna bol ke bistar par ludak kya ...iske bad kya hua mujhe nhi pta ...aur meri aankh sidhe subah khuli..... 
  Subah meri ankh  khuli to mai normal nhi tha meri ankhon se ansu bah rhe the  phir ek bar  vahi sapna vahi hansa khelta hua chehra meri ankhon se dur ho gya  ...mai chunk ke uthkar baith gya ....mai apni sanson ko control kar rha  tha ......ab mai normal feel kar rha tha ....mujhe aisa lag rha tha  jaise koi room ko khatkhata rha hi,darwaze ko peet rha hi ..maine idhar  udhar nazar daudayi to dekha Ali aur ek nya ladka vo shayad vahi tha jo  rat me darwaze par khada tha ....dono ek hi bistar par pade huye the ..   darwaza lagatar koi peet rha tha...
  "Kaun ha subah subah "  maine apne aap se hi kha aur darwaza kholne  uth gya main unhe jgana nhi chah rha tha subah subah ...maine gate khola  hi tha ki bahar se ek ladka chilla pda.  .......Itna  rat bhar kya  bhangda kiya tha jo itna bura soye ho pichle aadhe ghante se darwaza  khatakhata rha hu.. salo sunami aa jayegi bah jaoge..  maine uski bakwas  ko ignore kiya aur vapas  room me jane lga   to  vo phir bola "Ayye   sun jara mera ek bag uthakar bag andar le  chal"....mai unki taraf ghur  kar dekha .."aise kyo ghur rha hi   bag utha na bahut bhari hai ..sal  mai .hi janta hu kaise lekar aaya  hu station se ...rat bhar vahi pda  rha ............  "    mujhe uski bakwas me koi interest nhi tha ..aur  bag uthakar room me patak diya .....
"Aaram se bhai keemati saman hai toot jayega "
  Kisi tarah khud par control kar rha tha aur kiya bhi...
      " Ham char log is room me rahne vale hai"  usne bola... .  "Han"....
"To isko room kyo hall bulana  chahiye " usne ye shabd jis andaz me bole the usse mere hotho par muskurahat daud gyi ....   .
    Ek  bar phir mujhe cigeret ki talb lagi..maine idhar udhar dekha  apni pocket check ki par kanhi nhi mila  .. akhir thak harkar maine Ali  ko uthahi diya .. 
Ali -  sone  de na yar ...
"Meri cigeret kanha hi.. 
Ali- kaun si cigeret ..
 "Sham ko jo do packet tujhe diye the"
Ali  - vo ..vo...han ..yad aaya vahi log le gye the .usne unghte huye  bola.....itna suna main aur ek  dhamkaedar lat uske pichwade par de  mari...
"Aaaaaaaaiiiii mmmummmmyygg" itna bolkar vo chupchap uth ke baith gya ....vo mujhe lagatar ghure ja rha tha.......
Ali - isme mai kya karu yar vo le gya to .
 "Sale sham ko to btana chahiye na"
Ali - sorry siddhu bhai...yad nhi rha   aur jab yad aaya to  tum so  chuke the aur tumne jagane ke liye mna kiya hua tha isliye...  
"Chal chal rahne de "
    "Agar tum logo ko randi rona band ho gya ho to mai kuch bolu... 
"Kaun hai tu BC " Ali bola.
"Akshay Pratap Singh pyar se log mujhe Akki kahte hai "
"Bol to aise rha hi jaise Superstar  Akshay Kumar yahi hai ........Backchod  sala ..."
  Vaise usne mujhse ye ummed nhi ki par.fir bhi meri taraf dekh kar bola..."agar tumhe cigeret chahiye to mai de sakta hu ...."
"To de na bhootni ke"...maine chillate huye bola....
   Usne ek cigeret ki dibbi nikali ...maine puri dibbi hi  chhen li.  ...."jab mai launga to le lena . Aur mang lena mujhe yad nhi rahta hi  samjhe..  "
Ali -siddhu bhai ek  mujhe  bhi do na 
  Maine un dono ko ek ek  cigeret pakda dee...
  Aur khud dibbi lekar khidki par aa gya .. aur cigeret phukne laga mai  shayad aadhe ghante tak khada cigeret funkta rha mujhe tab hosh aaya jab  Ali ne mujhse kha bhai time ho gya hi collage chalte hai..
     maine aj ek bat notice ki thi aj Ali mere se kabhi salike se bat kar rha tha shayad meri behavior ki vajah se.. ...........
       Maine time dekha to 9:25. already ho chuke the to mai bhi fresh  hua aur bathroom se bahar aaya to dekha ki Akshay cigeret ki dibbi chek  kar rha tha
"Kya dekh rha hi."
"Kuch nhi "vo hadbdakar bola aut dibbi niche bistar par fenk di...
"Kuch to"
"Kuch nhi bhai"
"Bhai..." ye sunkar to mujhe to shock lga jo banda abhi itna stylish  word me bat kar rha tha vo is tarh behav kare to .........     
Mujhe kuch kuch samajh me aaya 
"Kya bola tune ise "mai Ali ki taraf dekhte huye bola ..
"Kuch bhi to nnhi.."
"Sach bol rha hi .."
Ali - vo  ....bas itna bola tha bhai ki ye thoda ajib behave karta hai  mujhe lagta hai ye psycho ko hai isse jyada pange mat lena ....
             "  Mera nam siddhant hai and u can call  me siddhu and one  thing ...I am Psycho boy. .Really...maine ye lastworld jis andaz se bole  ...Salo ki fat gyi.....mujhe unki halat dekhkar hansi aa gyi ..mujhe  normal dekh unki jan me jan  aayi .. 
  "Hiii guys I am Nikhil Kapoor "  yeh bola hamare room ka chautha banda jo ab sokar utha tha ..
   Ek dusre ka introduction to ho hi gya tha ..Akhsay ek rich family se  belong karta hai ..Nikhil bhi usi tarah se ,Ali ek middile class family  se tha aur mera ....bhi upper middile class....
                               
                         Hamara collage ka pahla din .tha .maine bhagwan  ka shukriya ada kiya ..   aur unki pray ki ye sab room me kiya gya tha  hamare Nikhil bhai sahab dwara...mujhe koi interset nhi tha par majboori  me vanha rukna pda....  
  Jab salo ne pray kar li to ham log collage ke liye nikal pade ....mai  thoda aage tha  ..collage aur hostel ki duri koi 800 meter hogi   ...  .......tabhi mere Nikhil ki awaz padi....
Nikhil -  Psycho ...mai kaise believe karu ...
Ali - abe vo sach me psycho me hai. ..
Akhshay-  Ali sach bol rha hi ..
Nikhil- par mai kaise man lu....
Ali  -  ab Akshay tu hi bta koi cigeret ke liye itni tej lat marta hai vo bhi subah subah....
Akshay - sahi bol  rha hi ...
Nikhil -par ye to mere se ache se bat kar rha tha..
Ali - abe gadhe tu so rha tha bhla  koi normal insan kya adhe ghante  bina palak jhukaye khidki ki taraf dekhega.....sath me 8 cigeret vo bhi  sirf adhe ghante me pee gy..
 
Akshay - aur jab mai aay to mujhe aise ghur rha tha jaise kha jayega  . .....
 
Nikhil -  thik ab tum log kah rhe ho to ho sakta hai.....par mai abhi bhi vishwas nhi karta ...
            Mai chupchap unki conversation aun rha tha ...tab tak class  aa gyi aur ham andar ghusne hi vale the ki ek awaz ne hamare kadam rok  diye...
"Who r u...You have already 15 min late.....so i could not allow in all  of them in class.. " ye awaz thi hamari classteacher ki jo shayad hamare  late pahuchne ki vajah se hame sunni padi..un teeno ne bahut minnate ki  par vo chudail nhi mani aur hame class ke bahar khda kar diya....isse  ye bat sabit ho rhi thi ki vo kitni strict aur disciplined thi....
    Ham chupchap shanti se bahar khade the ..mai to pahle hi out of the  class ho gya kyonki aisa mere sath pahle bhi kai bar ho chuka tha ...   maine un teeno ki taraf dekha to teeno udaskhade the..
Akshay.-sala socha tha ladki pataunga collage me jakar 
Ali- han yar ... 
Akshay - par sali is chaman choti ne to sara kabada kar diya first din ke impression ki hi gand mar di..
...    "Andar jana hi "maine unse kha ...
   vo teeno ek memne ki tarah bartav kar rhe the jiske koi bhediya aa gya ho ...unhone sirf mundi hila di...
   "Mere piche bina ruke chalte aana .. samjhe  ki samjhaye......"
    Mai class ke andhar ghusa to room pura full tha...
"Hello madam"
"Who r u"
"I m Siddhant Singh "
 "To"
"Hamara pahla din tha aaj aur ham sabhi ne aj subah hi hamne hostel join  kiya hai mam to room set karne me thoda time lag gya to isliye late ho  gye . So I request u ..hame attendance mat dijiye par class me baith  jane dijiye.."
   Usne meri taraf dekha aur chut sa munh bna ke boli ...okk I think  ...accha thik hi aa jao par han ek bat ka khyal rakhna dubara aisa  nhi  hona chahiye..okk...
 "Ji mam "
Maine ek lambi sans li aur  chupchap jakar class me ek kona pakad kar baith gya par jate jate mere kano me aawaz suni...
  "Yeh kaun se ghadhe hai ..."
"Vahi.jisne tere pichhwade me dala tha "yeh bat ka dialouge Akhshay bola  tha ..yani ham charo ke liye hi tha aur shayad ham charo ne ye suna hi  tha...
    Vo bas Akshay ko ghur kar hi rah gya ...Ali ne to use beech wali ungli tak dikha di.....
  "Jaldi baitho tum log " vo phir  boli  hamari  madam...
    Kya padaya . Kya likhaya...mujhe kuch nhi samajh aaya ...ek to mai  science se commorce gya tha upar se dimag bhi nhi sath de rha tha ..  mujhe ye bhi nhi pta chal rha tha ...ki aakhir class me ho kya rha hi.. 
Ali - Bhai kanhi bahar chalte hai na ..
"  Huhhhh "
"Bahar chale reccess ho gya hai"
 Maine han me ishara kiya ..aur ham campus me aa gye.......
.....recess mai  kya  karu mujhe kuch nhi samajh me aa rha  tha ..mai un  teeno ko dekha  to vo collage girls ko line marne me busy the...unko  bhale hi koi line nhi de rha tha ye ek alagbat thi....panch minute tak  mai bhi idhar udhar dekta rha jab phir bhi kuch samajh nhi aaya...to  phir ek hi cheez nazar  aayi ..   . "Canteen chale "maine unse kha ..
Ali - han kyo nhi bhai..jaroor apke hukum ki tauhin ham kar hi nhi sakte...
Akshay - Ali sahi bolta hai  canteen mai ek se ek behtreen mal milegi....
............  . ?  Mai kuch nhi bola   aur  ham canteen ki tarf  nikal  pade......  vanha ka nazara hi kuch aur tha ..Akshay bilkul sahi tha  uski bat me dam tha yanha par to  collage ki aadhe se jyada supermodels  upasthit thi.hamne samose aur colddrinks ka order diya .. .vo teeno  nazaro ko anand uthane lage  aur mai   shanti se chupchap baith hua  colddrinks pine lga ...
 
Nikhil - yar tum logo ne first side love suna hi na.....
  Ali - bilkul yar...aj tak maine kitni bar first side love kiya ..mujhe khud iske bare pta nhi...
    "Sala har ladki ko dekh ke line marega to kya hoga" maine hanste huye ka ..
 Ali -kya siddhu bhai bhare samaj me beijjati kar rhe ho....
 Akshay - sahi bat hi siddhu bhai...
 "Kya sahi bat hi "mai bola
Akshay - Yahi ki ijjat hogi tabhi to beijjati karenge...haaaa ....haaaa..
Ali - kute kamine....teri to ....
  "Tujhe kya hua Nikhil bhai " mai uski taraf dekte huye bola... 
Nikhil - Love..
"Tujhe yad hai kitni bar first side love kiya hai " mai bola
Nikhil - pahli bar hi siddhu bhai...
      Mai itni aaram se bat kar rha tha ki Ali ,Akshay mera muh dekh rhe the... 
 "  Kaun si ladki hai ham bhi to dekhe jo pahli nazar me hi launde ka dil le gyi".... 
Ali  -  hyyyyiii hayyy ky bat hai siddhu bhai ...launde ko chane ke jhad par chada rhe ho...
 Maine use ghoor ke ek nazar dekha ..
Ali - sorry siddhu bhai ......
  Nikhil -  vo jo right corner par jo second table hai..
Ali - table se pyar ho gya...
Akshay.- kya nikhil bhai ... 
Nikhil - Nhi idiots ....second table par jo ladki hai 
Ali - ooohhh to vahi ladki hai ....
Nikhil - Tu munh band rakhega kuch der...
 
Ali - okk  .....
Nikhil - ok to mai kanha tha 
 "Second table.."maine kha
Nikhil - vo jo second table hai na uske samne vali ladki hai na usi se jo black dress pahne hai..  
Akahay -  to mere bap sidhe bol deta ki samne corner vali table par jo ladki hai ....usi se ..
 
 
Ali -
 
      Maine kuch der ladki ko dekha aut bola "Pat jayegi "
Ali - bilkul bhai ap aapne bola hai to pat hi jayegi..
"Han par ek bat yad rakhna aagar sach me love hua to sirf isi par dhyan rakhna ...kisi dusre par nhi is Ali baba ki tara .."
Ali - kya siddhu bhai mera hi janaja nikalne me mza aata hai ... ...
       Nikhil ne usi par dhyan dena suru kiya ...aur vi dono phir apni rasleela me lag gye.. 
Maine time dekha to abhi bhi aadha ghanta bacha hua tha recess khatm  hone me....maine kursi ka tek lagaya aur chupchap ankhen band karke  baith gya ...agar koi dekhe to yahi kagega ki baithe baithe so gya...  ........par mai so nhi rha tha ......
                      Aaj  bhi yad hai mujhe vo din jab maine use pahli  bar dekha tha.....lagta hai jaise kal ki hi bat hi........ Ham collage  me panga karke bhag rha the ...hame jab bachne ka koi chance nhi dikha  tha to ham collage mall me ghua gye the........Kash vo pal vo lamha vahi  thahar jata .....jis pal maine pahli bar use dekha tha ......mai bhagte  huye lift se upar chad rha tha aur vo kisi frnds ke sath dusri taraf  vali.lift se niche utar rhi thi .....achanak meri  nazar us par  padi.....aisa laga jaise waqt ruk sa gya uski khoobsurti me kho sa gya  tha ...aisa nhi tha ki girlfrnd thi .. thi par sirf  ....nam ke  liye...jaise Nikhil ko hua na aj love first side thik usi tarah mere  sath hua tha mai usme itna kho gya tha ki mujhe hosh hi nhi tha ki mai  chal kanha rha hu ..  jab lift khatam hui aur mai ladkhadaya to mujhr  hosh aaya tab tak vo niche utar chuki thi aur pta nhi mujhe us samay kya  hua ki mai bhi dusri taraf vali lift se niche utarane lga.......mai  sidha uske piche bhaga tha vo usne garments store me thi mai vanhi se  chupchap ek kone me chhup ke use dekh rha tha .......uski vo muskurahat  aisa lagta hai aj bhi mere  dil me zinda hai.....  aur mere munh se bas  yun hi nikal gya
तेरे हुस्न की तारीफ मेरी शायरी के बस की नहीं....
तुझ जैसी कोई और कायनात में ही नहीं बनी....
तेरा मुस्कुराना देना जैसे पतझड़ में बहार हो जाये....
जो तुझे देख ले वो तेरे हुस्न में ही खो जाये....
आंखे तेरी जैसी समन्दर हो शराब का...
पी के झूमता रहे कोई नशा तेरे शबाब का....
होंथ तेरे गुलाब के फूल से भी कोमल है....
चूमते वक्त कहीं खरोच ना लग जाये दिल में बस मेरे ये ही डर रहे...
तेरे जिस्म की बनावट संगमरमर की मूरत से कम नहीं....
तुझे देख लूं जी भर के फिर मरने का भी गम नहीं...
तेरी जुबान से निकले जो बोल तो मानों कोयल भी शरमा जाये...
तू जो अपने जुबान से मर जाने को कहे तो मरने वाले को भी मरने का मजा आ जाये....
मैं अदना सा एक शायर तेरे हुस्न की और क्या तरीफ करूं...
शायद , मैं तेरे लिए ही जीता हूं और रब करे तेरे लिए ही मरूं...
    "Abe shayar ki aulad marwayega kya"piche se  mera dost chillate huye bola aur aur mujhe  vanha se khinch kar le gya....
      Aur   na chahne ke bawjood mujhe  vanha se us waqt jana pada  tha....anayas hi mere hontho par muskurahat tair gyi ........ ... abhi  bhi 15 min baki tha recess khatm hone me ...un teeno ka vahi kam jari  tha ... "Cigeret hai " maine Ali se pucha .. Use to aisa current  lga  jaise maine cigeret nhi...Bomb mang diya ho 
 Ali - sid bhai collage hai ....
  Mujhe is samay cigeret ki talab lagi hui thi bahut buri..Mai kuch bolta isse pahle hi Ali bola....
Ali - ruko...ruko...suno siddhu bhai mai lekar to nhi aaya hu par.....par ye bta sakta hu  abhi kanha mil sakti hai ....
 "Kanha"
Usne ek taraf ungli dikhayi aur bola...
Ali - vo jo samne vali shop hai na ...us par jakar bolna minto fresher de do aisa bolna aur han mai nhi jaunga lene..  
    Mai vnha se utha aur sidha us dukan par pahuncha ....aur jate hi bola .."Cigeret dena"
Shopkeepar - kya bhaiya 
"Cigeret "
SPRK - yana cigeret nhi milti
"Inko tumhare chacha de kar gye hai " maine unki taraf ishara kiya jo vana pahle se baithe cigeret pee rahe the ....
SPRK - naye ho collage me ..
"Han "
"Aisa hai bhai cigeeret mat bola karo "
"To kya bolu "
"FM ya Minto Fresh bol diya karo ..hamara code word hai "
"
 "
   "Thik hai babuji "codeword yad rahega mai itna bolkar vanha se muda  aur apni chair par baith gya aakar .... usi ne mujhe btaya ki collage to  smoking free hai par canteen me ham chori chhipe lakar bechte hai jisme  commision upar tak jata hai bas canteen me hi khulla cigeret pee sakte  bahar pee to pakade jane par suspension bhi ho sakta hai.....
         Mai chupchap baithkar santi se muh me cigeret dabayi hi thi aur  jaise hi lighter fuka.thik usi samay Cahndu vanha aa tapka ...aur  lighter bujha diya  .vaise kal ke bad mujhe usse dubara mulaqat hone ke  bare me socha bhi nhi tha  par...aisa ho gya ...usne mere munh se  cigeret nikal li ..Ali,Akki,Nikhil teeno hi achanak huye is ghatna se  thoda saham gye the  aur  vo isliye kyonki jo Ali ko mar padi thi kal  .......
              "Mujhe us samay bahut buri talab lagi thi ...cigeret ki  ..maine phir ek cigeret nikali aur phir vahi kam kiya chandu ne  ...aur  pyar se bola "yanha cigeret nhi pine ka ."
"Kyo "mai bola 
Chandu - kyonki ye mai kah rha hu.. 
"Tu hai kaun "
Chandu  - Senior ..kal btaya to tha itni jaldi bhul gya ...
"Itne sare log pee rhe hai unko mna kariye pahle..."
Chandu - vo sare ke sare senior hai aur yanha junior cigeret pina allow nhi hai...
"Par cigeret vale babuji ne bola tha ki bas yahi ek jagah hai "maine pyar se bola ..
Chandu - sala samjhta ky hai apne aap ko koi tees mar khan samjhta hai  apne app ko uunhh kal sham ko tu hi mujhe ghur rha tha na ..are han  chapadganju to sath baitha hua hai ...
Itna bolkar chandu Ali ko ek jordar thappad lagata hai...ali bas man  masos kar rah jata hai  uske sare canteen me baithe huye dost hans rahe  the.....itne logo ke samne thappad khaya ....shayad use aj kuch jyada  insult feel hua hoga aur uski ankhon se halka sa ek boond aansu ka uske  galo par ludak gya  .maine uski taraf deka to vo mujhe..badi hai dard  bhari ankhon se dekh rha tha ..... .....  
              Aur maine vo kiya jo nhi karna chahiye ....chhattakkk...ek  jordar thappad ki gunz canteen me gunzi maine ye thappad Chandu ko nhi  uske sath khade ek launde ko mara tha .......aur mai uski taraf dekh kar  bola ....
"Sale tu to junior hai na to sala hans kyo rha hi uunnhh bol na  hamare  class me hi hai na tu ..to phir kyo inke sath ragging le rha hai....  "
 Mai is samay khada tha thappd marne ke bad mai thoda shant padne lga tha ki Chandu ne mujhe dhakka diya aur bola....
Chandu.- sale tune kisko thappad mara ...Vikram Chaudhari ..nam hai uska...
"To "
Chandu - nanga ghumayega collage me itni power hi iske andar...
Mai shant khada rha ..use mere is behavior se aur aag lag gyi 
  "Sale  teri Maa C***  dega itni power hai iske andar " chandu ne mujhe dhakka dete huye bola .....
Usne itna hi bola tha ki maine ek jordar ghunsa uske pet parjad diya  ..aur punch itna jabardast tha ki chandu pet pakadkar vanhi gir pda  ...vo dard se karah rha tha.. .jaise use uske kuch dost uthane lage  ....abki bar mai chillaya ...mera sar garam ho chuka tha aur ek bar phir  mai vo ban gya tha jiski saza mai aj tak bhugat rha hu.. .mera control  hat chuka tha....
"Agar kisi ne ise uthaya to mai uski chod duna "mai gusse me kursi par  jakar dhammm se baith gya ...chandu niche pet pakde leta hua tha .. sara  canteen tamasha dekh rha tha shanti se kisi ki himmat hui nhi kuch  bolneki ...
Mai phir bola.."sala meri ragging le rha tha .achi bat hai...mai isliye  bola kuch ...nhi bola .....bilkul  bhi nhi bola par  sala ...maa ko gali  deta hai ..meri ...mere tak simit rahta to thik tha..kya jaroorat thi  .. " mai apne mathe par hath ghumate huye bola.. mujhe khud yad nhi aa  rha tha ki maine use baithe baithe kya bola ..  mai lagbhag panch minute  chandu ke upar chillata rha aur beech me lat bhi mar de rha tha..  canteen mai sannata pasra...tha  ..  ...aur chandu pairo par pde sorry  bol rha tha.......kisi ki himmat nhi ho rhi thi aakar mujhe rokne ki  ......uski halat to dekhne layak thi.. ..
  Use mai aj bilkul bhi chhodne ka mood nhi tha par Ali ne hi mijhe shant karaya kaise karaya mujhe khud yad nhi  aa rha ...
  Chandu ko uske utha kar uske dost le gye the aur mai vanhi baithe baithe kisi aur duniya mast cigeret pee rha tha ...
.Ali - Bhai recess khatm ho gyi hai kab ka ..class chale..
   "Huuunnhhh ...class.. .bilkul class chalte hai" jaise mai neend se jagte huye bole 
          Canteen me jo hungama hua bilkul nhi hona chahiye tha............ ..  .  15  min ho chuka tha recess khatm huye par hamare liye achi bat ye thi ki  hamare class me koi teacher nhi tha matlab class me  full aazadi isi ka  fayada uthate huye kuch launde class ki ladkiyon par line mar rhe the to  kuch gossip.me bust the....maine jaise hi classroom me entry mari sab  mujhe aise ghurne lage jaise maine kisi ka murder karke aa rha  hu....maine sabhi ko ignore kiya ..  aur jakar last bench par baith  gya...achanak mujhe   ek nam gunz utha     Vikram Chaudhary..maine pure  class me nazar ghuma dali par vo kanhi nhi nazar aaya .....maine gahri  sans li aur chupchap aankh band karke dhyanmagan ho gya ....itni der me  na to Maine aur na hi un teeno ne koi bat ki mujhse ....Ali silence  pakde baitha hua tha ek kone me...
     "Yar ye kya  kar diya maine ...control karna chahiye tha apne upar  ....ragging hi to le rhe the ...phir se panga vo bhi pahle hi  din......."mai khud se is tarah badbdaye ja rha tha ki tabhi kisi ki  awaz ne meri man ki  awaz ki tandra todi..."kya bat hai itna bda hungama  karke kitni aaram se so rhe ho...bda daring hai gazab hai . "  vaise.mera aankg kholne ka koi irada nhi tha par ye awaz ek ladki thi..     maine ek ankh kholi  to dekha ek ladki mere left side aakar baith gyi  thi.....
            Meri ek purani adat hai  ek kamini aadat..   jise mai  chahkar bhi nhi chhuda pa rha hu  aur vo hai meri ankho ka scanner  matlab mai kisi ladki ko janu ya na janu par ye meri ankhein  uski body  ka measurement jarur karti thi ...aur aadat se lazar mere muh se nikal  gya......."34-28-30"
"Kya" usne ghurti nazaro se mujhe dekha ..
"Kuch nhi" maine bat ko sambhalne ki koshis ki...
"Correct hai"
"Kya" jo usne bola usse mujhe jhatka lga ... 
"Mera figure ..34-28-30 hi hai .....best hai....hai na..ek bat aur mujhe  chance bhi marne ka tryat karna ...mere pas already ek boyfriend  hai...'
"Akshay-    Tu hai kaun jan na pahchan bade miyan salam"
"Sorry..sorry  ..Myself Esha ....Esha Rajpoot . "
"Kuch kam tha " maine sidhe pucha kyonki mujhe is samay kisi se bat nhi karni thi...
Esha - are yar mai to bhool hi gyi baton baton me ...Thanks..
"Kisliye"
Esha-Vo isliye jo tumne us Vikram ko thappad mar diya ...... pareshan  kar rakha tha ..jab se collage me kadam rakha ...kabhi hath pakad leta  to kabhi bum par hath markar bolta hai  ......"Kanha ja rhi hai  janeman"..
   Itna sunte hi hamare chehro par hansi aa gyi....
Esha - hans rhe ho tum log..mai to aoch rhi thi ..mere teen sal kaise katenge ...par ab kat jayenge ....
"Kaise"
Esha- Ab jo tumhari frnd ban gyi hu ...ab koi problem nhi..
"......."mai kuch nhi bola
Akshay -  tujhe hamara frnd bnaya kisne..
Esha -.Inhone.....By the way tumhe kis nam se bulau..
Mai kuch bolta iase pahle hi Akshay bol pda ...
Akshay - tu kyo bina vajah gale pad rhi hai ..
Esha - tu sant rah ...
Akshay -  bhai mai bol de rha hu agar ye hamari frnd banegi to mai group chhod dunga ..
"To chhod de " Itni der se jo Ali sant baitha tha beech me bola..."Agar  siddhu bhai ne bol diya hau to ye aj se hamari frnd hai....
"Thik hai lad mat yar me tujhe kya problem hai ..Akshay   tujhe bhi har  ladki ko line nhi marna padega.....sath me agar ye rahegi to .   .....
Esha - par nam to btao...
"Siddhant Singh"..
Esha - ok Sid ....mai chalti hu ...By the way ek bat puchni thi ki tumne  kis group me nam likhaya ..
"Group kaisa Group "maine use prashanvachak mudra me dekha ... 
Esha -  acha hua tum log mere frnds ban gye tum logo ko kuch pta hi nhi ha...
Akshay- kya nhi pta .....
Esha - suno Mr.DJ  yanha teen group hai aur har kisi ko kisi na kisi  group me registet karna padta hai nahi to Hunter group vale band bja  dete hi maine bhi bas itna hi suna hai ...
"
"Tum kis group me ja rhi ho.."
Esha - Garuna group me  ...vo chahkte huye boli....
"Kyo "maine usse pucha 
Esha -  Kyonki Garuna "Lord Vishnu "ki sawari hai isiliye...
aur rhi tumhari bat to tumhe bhi sirf yahi group milega kyonki  tum jise  mar kar aaye ho vo Hunter group ka hi aur tumne unse le liya hai panga  aur rahi bat Royals group ki to vo har kisi ko apne group me nhi lete  aur khaskar pange lene vale insan ko matlab tum jaise ....Ab Bacha  kya... Garuna..
"
Itni lambi katha sunne ke bad maine sirf itna hi bola " ooohhhh..mera bhi usi me kar dena ......
Esha - aur in sab ka ...
Akshay - Hamara bhi kara dena Makdi...
Esha - shut up...
  Itna bolkar vo chali gyi
      "Yar ye Nikhil kanha hi " maine Ali ki taraf dekhkar pucha ..
Ali - First side love ko tadne gya hi usne bina kuch emotion diye bol diya ... .
                  Dheere Dheere din beetne lage ..Esha achi hamari  friend ban gyi thi...Par Akshay se kam hi patri khati thi...Nikhil abhi  bhi use apne dil ki bat nhi kah pa rha tha  maine use kai bar bola   bas  itna hi bolta .."Rahne de yar mna kar degi agar aisa hua to fir dil  toot jayega .... aur ...  @hans ke bat ko tal deta ..Akshay aur Ali  pahle ki tarah line marne me lage rahte in sabme Esha madad  fir bhi koi  chance nhi.....aur rhi meri bat to ...Meri zindgi to bas vanhi ruki thi   .mai bas Zindgi kat rha tha Bojh lagne lagi thi zindgi...mujh par..   ghar par kabhi kabhi bat ho jati thi ..  
      Han par itne dino me college ki ek bat pta lagi ...ki yanha padai  se jyada politics hoti hai...Gayi Bhains Pani me...aur Chandu nam ka  ladka ab sant rahne lga tha use to jaise sanp sungh gya ho. ..mujhse  usne us din ke bad kabhi nazare nhi milayi...Par Han Kabhi Kabhi Vikram  se jarur Aamna samna ho jata tl to bas muskura deta jaise kah rha ho  beta jee le zindgi jitne sin jeena ho bas uski us muskurahat me hi ek  chetawani thi....Canteen ka mamla kabhi uchhla tha par utni jaldi hi  sant ho gya kyonki ye vanha aksar aise fight hoti rahti ..... par is  dabi rakh ke neeche abhi bhi  chingari thi  jise bas ek hawa ke jhonke  ki aroorat thi....... ..... ..   aur shayad  ye sannata aane vale toofan  ka sanket thi ya yun hi ..  
 ......Khair mai bhi canteen ki bat ko bhul gya tha .. ya yun kahe ham  sabhi kyonki na to kabhi chandu ne kuch kha aur na hi kisi aur ne .....
           Kareeb  2 maheene bad ....ham class me baithe huye the ..tabhi Vikram hamare pas aaya...
Vikram..-  Aur siddhu bhai kya hal hai ...
"Mast hai apna bta "maine use bola 
  Achanak vo hamse bat karne aya kuch to locha tha ...kyonki itne dino me mai Vikram ko achi tarah jan chuka tha....
Vikram - dekte hai kitne din rahta hai aisa  ..hal ..tumhara 
  Itna  bolkar vo utha aur class ke bhar ho liya ...
Ham jab tak is bare me kuch bat karte ki tab tak class me ladko  ka pura  jhund ghus aaya ..ghuste hi ek ladka chillaya....ye Siddhant kaun hai  is class me.. jab tak mai kuch samajh pata tab tak vo mere  pas aake jor  se mere upar bhadak gya..
"Sale ghadha hai tu ..dimag hai bhi ya.nhi tere pas  kisse panga le liya  aur agar le bhi liya tha to mere group ko kyo join kiya hamare logo ki  what kyo lagwa rha hi ..  ..samjhta kya hi ..bevkoof ..chal bula rha hai  tujhe ....
  Vo ladka itni jaldi . .ek sans me itna bol gya ki mere upar se sab kuch chala gya......
"Pani pee lijiye maine unki halat dekha kar unhe apni bottol di  kyonki unki halat badhavashi vali thi..
Pani peene ke bad vo kuch sant hua ....aur bola ..Mera nam Aruna Grover Garuna group  ka Head.. chal tujhe Bula rha hai..
"Kaun aur Kisliye " maine usse bola
Arun - Gautam Kapoor  President hai collage ka..us din jo tune canteen  me hungama kiya tha usi silsile me....vo to accha tha tere liye ki tu  group me registar tha varna ab tak tera bharta ban chuka hota ....
....bahut khatrnak hai vo collage ke bahar bhi youth politics ko present karta hi....*****party ki taraf se ....
"To mai kya karu "
"Marne ka jyada shouk hai to bhai mere group se kalt mar le.... 
Isse mujhe is bat ka andaza ho gya ki Aruna ki fati hui hai . Jayaz tha.. ........
"Chalo kanha chalna hai"
Aruna - canteen me.. ...
  Ham sabhi us samay ...Ali,Akshay,Esha ...canteen pahunche ...kuch hi  samay hi ham vanha the.   ...to vanha ka nazara ekdum alag tha  .....canteen full tha .. ...
Ham  sab jab vanha pahunche to vanha ka nazara ekdum alag tha ...canteen  full thi ....hame kuch students  ne rasta diya ....aur ham us jagah  panhuche janha Gautam baitha hua tha ....
Aur Aruna ne just uske samne jakar mujhe baitha diya ...maine janha tak  andaza lagaya uski height mujhse do inch jyada hogi ...kul milakar bolu  ek dabang type launda..... 
Gautam -  Vikram ooh is launde ne mara tujhe .
Vikram - Ji gautam bhaiya ...
Gautam - to ruka kyo hai ab tak 
         Itna sunte hi usne mere galo par do thappad jad diye aur bola  mai hamesha double vapas karta hu ...kasam se samne andhera jha  gya...jab kuch normal hua ...to mai Gautam se bola
"Hisab Equal ,Ab mai jaun.."
Gautam - are bhaiya .abhi kanha abhi tujhe Vikram ki power dekhni hai...tab tak beech me chandu bol pda ....
Chandu - Bhai us din bol rha tha ki koi bhi Vikram sabki mar dunga .....
Gautam - Ooohhh I see, launde me itna dum...isko nanga ghumate hai  collage me...power to dikhni padegi na....ise taki ainda kabhi koi ham  par aankh uthakar soche...jarur ek bar...
        Ali kunmuna rha tha  jab maine uski taraf dekha ..maine ankhon hi ankhon me shant rahne ka ishara kiya ....use.....
     Gautam - chandu isne tujhe bhi mara tha ..na chal ise senior ki power dikha aaj ..kya hoti hai....
         Canteen me bilkul sannata tha ek bat aur pta chali collage  management bhi Gautam ke isharo par nachta tha isliye shayad abhi koi  management ki taraf nhi aaya tha ...chandu.ne mere left side aakar khada  ho gya ....aur mujhse bola  "utar kapde sale us din bahut sana ban rha  tha ....
"Gautam bhai jyada ho rha hi ..Vikram ka hisab brabar ho gya ... " mai gautam se bola ...
Maine charo taraf nazar daudayi .......Sannata...  .Esha thodi dari hyi  thi  Nikhil bhi sayad ...Ali ke man me bhi gussa  aa rha tha .  Akshay  ka kuch samajh nhi aa rha tha ... uske chehre ke emotion sapat the  ......Baki sab ke chehre ki hawaiyan bhi.. udi hui thi...
         Asal bat ye thi ki mai koi nya panga nhi chahta tha ....mai  Vikram ka matter yahi.closekarna chah rha tha....mai sukoon talashane  aaya tha na ki ...koi nya panga .   ............."Gautam bhai jyada ho  rha hi plz jane dijiye na .."mai gautam ki tarf dekh kar bola..
Gautam - Na beta na ....aj to tujhe bhugtna padega jo tune kiya ..bhaiya  ..ek bat btata hu mai har kisi sath mulaqate nhi karta hu to sukra mna  ..ki mai tere sath kar rha hu ..ab bat seniority ki hai .. koi junior  senior ko mare to kaise bardasht kare ..    ...
Itna bol ke usne ek jhannatedar thappad mujhe jad diya... damdar tha uska hath iska ehsas is thappad se ho chuka tha...
"Ab jau sir " mai bat ko talna chah rha tha...
Chandu - are itni jaldi kya hai kapde utar de apne bhai ...nhi to tera cheer haran hoga...  ..itna kahkar sare hasne lage
Gautam - sorry bhai ab tujhe punishment to.milegi to guys Let start the Cheer harana  ...... 
     Meri har koshish nakam ho chuki thi ....mere sant dimag me kohram  mach rha tha ....par shayad koi tha jo mujhe roke huye tha .........par  jaise hi chandu.. . ne meri shirt ko hath lagaya.....meri sahanshakti  toot kebikhar gyi.. mere sabra ka banth toot gya......
    "Teri himmat kaise hui Bahenchod" mere muh se itna hi nikala tha aur jab tak maine ise bola isi beech maine 
ek jabardasht punch uske muh me de mara  .......aur jab vo jameen par gira to chandu me bolne tak ki himmat nhi bachi thi...  
tam - sorry bhai ab tujhe punishment to.milegi to guys Let start the Cheer harana  ...... 
     Meri har koshish nakam ho chuki thi ....mere sant dimag me kohram  mach rha tha ....par shayad koi tha jo mujhe roke huye tha .........par  jaise hi chandu.. . ne meri shirt ko hath lagaya.....meri sahanshakti  toot kebikhar gyi.. mere sabra ka banth toot gya......
    "Teri himmat kaise hui Bahenchod" mere muh se itna hi nikala tha aur jab tak maine ise bola isi beech maine 
ek jabardasht punch uske muh me de mara  .......aur jab chandu jameen par gira to usme bolne tak ki himmat nhi bachi thi...  
        Tabhi gautam uth khda hua aur gusse me mera collar pakad kar chiilaya
Gautam -  Bahut garmi hai sale tere  andar aj utarata hu teri garmi .....sale mere se panga liya tune  Gautam Kapoor......se
  Mai bhool chuka tha mujhe kya karna hai...Mai bhul chuka tha mai kya  hu aur kya karna hai mujhe ....mujh par ab purana rang chadne lga tha  ..... maine Gautam ke sine me dhakka mara vo vapas apni kursi par jakar  baith gya....
Gautam - tu mujhe nhi janta sale ma......??
 "Chattakkkkkk" meri pancho ungli gautam ke galo ki sundarta me char chand lga rhi thi.....
  Jitne bhi log the canteen me sab hakke bakke rah gye jaise maine unke samne Gautam ka murder kar diya ho........
Jaise hi kuch logo ne aage kadam bdaye meri taraf ...maine apni  ek  ungli hwa me lahrayi aur apni jagah khade rahne ki chetawani di.." Agar  koi apni jagah se hila to mai iski jan le lunga .." maine Gautam ki   taraf ishara karte huye kha ...meri ankhein gusse me lal pad chuki  thi...aur sach me kisi ki himmat nhi hui mere pas aane ki.. 
Gautam -  tujhe pta nhi tu kisse ulajh rha hai...
"Chup sale  ssshhssss" maine apne hothon par ungli rkhkar chup rahne ka ishara kiya ......
 "Tu nhi janta ki tu kisse ulajh.rha hai sale ...mai  yanha padne aaya  tha gundagardi nhi .. . .....samjha ya samjhaun.."maine Gautam ki or  dekh kar bol
Gautam - Bahut pachatayega .......
Maine ek aur thappad mar diya ..."Sahi kha tune bahut pachhatayega ..   bahut galat insan se tune panga le liya .....tu seniority ki bat karta  hai  tu janta bhi hai senior kise bolte hai  ...tujhe spelling tak  maloom hu....bat karta seniority ki ...senior ka matlab hota ki Junior  aakar apni problem btaye ..pyar se ..respect kare.....na ki dar chhup  jaye ek kone me.... 
Gautam - Abe hai kaun tu ..teri aukat kya hai mere aage....
  Mai halka sa muakuraya ...Meri aukat ... Jakar puch AES Engineering  Collage (Imaginary)  me  "Who is Siddhant Singh"  ek ek student tujhe  btayega "Who am I"  mai itni tej chillaya tha ki pura canteen gunj utha  tha ........sabki sansein thami.hui thi lekin jab maine collage ka nam  liya to Maine kaiyo ke chehro ke rangat badalate huye dekhe specially  Esha aur Ali ke......
Mai phir bola "In charo ko dekh rha hi na ye sarw mere dost hai aur agar aj ke bad kabhi kisi ne inhe kuch kha to .......
Gautam - thik hai inhe kuch nhi bolenge ....par tera kya hoga sale...
"Agar kabhi dubara is tarah ki harqat ki to  . ....."I will fuck u  .....Aur ye meri First time Last warning hai tujhe... "Maine gautam ki  taraf chutki bjate huye ishara kiya..  .. ..    mai utha  ... aur  chupchap canteen se bahar jane lga ....tabhi piche se Gautam ki awaz  aayi.......
Gautam -Tujhe agar usi jagah le jakar nhi mara to mera nam bhi Gautam  Kapoor nhi...aur tere in thappado ka with interest milega tujhe  vapas.....
    Maine piche mudte huye apni ungli ko na. Ke ishare me hilate huye  kha  "beta  kabhi bhulkar bhi .aisi bhul mat karna aur Han  ye jo tera  jo idea mera byaj chukane ka.... To ya to idea tyag de ya phir nam dusra  soch le......."
Mai bole hi ja rha tha .."Aur tune kya kha tha ki tu har kisi se mulaqat  nhi karta to mai apne bare me btata hu ..Mai kisi se bhi Mulaqat nhi  karta Sirf Mukka Laat karta hu..Aage teri marji.......aur mai itna  bolkar chupchap vanha se hostel ki tarf nikal aaya ...akhir tufan aa hi  gya ...ek bar fir..Hostel jakar mai chupchap bistar par so hi gya ..kisi  bhi  bare me hi nhi socha maine.......
         "Sid ...Sid..Aj phir tumne ladayi ki ....utho aur meri bat suno.......
"Nhi ....sone do na yar .."
"Meri bat sunoge ya mai jaun"
"Neend lagi hai..sone de plz yar.."
"Tum nhi uthoge na .. mujhse bat bhi nhi karoge  .....to mai ja rhi hu phir...."
"Kanha..ja rhi ho.."
"Mai ja rhi hu ..." Hanste huye usne khidki se jump mar di ... ... .. ..
    "YOGI"........Mai jor se chillaya...... 
  
 
 
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